Proprietor: Mr. Bong. Bong House is a sort of combination guest house and hostel. Most of the rooms sleep multiple people, but mine is a private room, because I do have standards. No, really, I do. They’re just not very high.

But it seems well-run and pleasant enough, and if not all that quiet, it’s certainly cheap. And guests are entitled to one free beer each day at the Bong Bar downstairs.